Teenage Dirtbag - Milan (x)
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.”
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or eitheris it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
[holds megaphone up to mouth] stop twisting everything to prove ur ship.
thank u. [clicks the button that makes the siren noise]
Leonardo DiCaprio’s version of Romeo’s speech at Juliet’s bier was so good it moved Claire Danes to tears, nearly ruining the scene. The moment the director yelled “cut!,” Danes smacked DiCaprio on the arm and said, “Don’t make me cry. I’m supposed to be comatose, here!”
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active